Monday, March 22, 2010

Factoids.

Fact:

Don't be a ridiculously demanding table in a restaraunt and tip your server - who did EVERYTHING you asked - for $6 on a $75 check. If you can't afford more, don't buy that extra appettizer and giver her the $7 you would've spent.

Fact:

While spring is beautiful and wonderful the allergies that accompany it are not. Especially when combined with copious amounts of sugar. Said combination can lead to a migrane which will lead to large intakes of caffeine which will lead to you having the shakes and an inability to sleep.

Fact:

It's not a good thing to look at your bank statement and go "wait...what is that charge for? When did I buy something THERE?" only to realize you bought something in a half-concious state at 6 in the morning. Or when you're out with one of your gays.

Fact:

Motivation can sometimes be a mindset. Like finding the motivation to shower. Sometimes you feel it, sometimes you don't. I think this should probably be felt more than twice a week.

Fact:

Sometimes you just need to sing. Sometimes you just need to dance around in your underwear with your I-pod on. Sometimes you need to text your boyfriend that while dancing in your underwear you danced into the wall of your hallway. Again.

Fact:

Very few people comment on my blog. Mostly because the people who read it and would comment on it decide to text or call me instead of writing anything. So the comments I get are usually some guy trying to sell me Viagra from Canada. Which, in case you haven't noticed, isn't really helpful to me.

Fact:

Blogging can be a way to avoid homework. As long as it serves its purpose.

Toodles!

-Jillian

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Jessica Waite said...

you are hilarious!!! I miss you so much! can't wait to see you for easter and conference!

isha said...

have you heard about extenz? it's this new thing..... jk :)

I send love your way Jillian