"Alissa, you look like a Canadian today."
"Man...I really wore the wrong underwear for this job."
And, my personal favorite, "I have 3 sores in my mouth. I wonder if it's because my diet's consisted of caramel corn for the last 2 days."
The best part it, they may or may not have made sense in the context of the conversation.
Toodles!
-Jillian
2 comments:
Hilarious.
Funny
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