18 Ways to Keep a Healthy Level of Insanity

1) At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point your hair dryer at passing cars...see if they slow down

2) Page yourself over the intercom...don't disguise your voice

3) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that

4) Put a garbage can on your desk and label it "IN"

5) Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their cafeine addiction, switch to espresso

6) In the memo field of all your checks write "for smuggling diamonds"

7) Finish all your sentances with "In accored to prophecy"

8) Don't use punctuation

9) As often as possible, skip rather than walk

10) Order a diet water with a serious face whenever you go eat

11) Specify that your drive through order is "to go"

12) Sing along at the opera

13) Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme

14) Put mosquite netting around your locker and play tropical sounds all day

15) Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't go to a party because you're not in the mood

16) Have your peers address you by your wrestling name: Rock Bottom

17) When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling "Run for your lives! They're loose!"

And last but not least...

18) When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I WON! I WON!"

Ah...so today was cool...dancing in the parking lot...laughing hysterically on the floor because Meghan messed up the Bio Lab results...it was great... Actually it was fun to do something random and impulsive, I haven't really done that for a while.

Well, I'm off to eat chocolate. And remember, nothing can't be fixed by dancing, a hug, and a good snog!

Toodles!

-Jillian