"It's nice to have variety in pizza" - Josef Mielke

The Untitled Work

-by Daniel and Jillian

Once upon a time there was a beautiful, happy, wonderful girl named Jillian. And she had 3 beautiful happy wnderful children named Sam, Rebekah, and Steven. Now Jillian lives in Maryland and drives a BMW - or a big mormon wagon - and lives in a one million dollar home and her husband is a nuclear physist. He was incredibly attractive, having decided to stop being an underwear model to pursue physics and his love for humanitarian work with the less fortunate. But then he went to Africa to help the poor 3rd world country people and he got monkey pox and died. So Jillian was then henceforth sad that her husband died, so she decided to remarry. Her new husband was thus kidnapped by the North Koreans and carried off into bondage.

Poor Jillian had horrible luck with husbands and so decided to go find her poor kidnapped 2nd husband and leave her ugly children home by themselves as she risked her own life for her husband who was equally attractive as her first one, except the 2nd one was named Yohani McCfergeson.

How exciting!

And thus Jillian was carried off into bondage also, by the North Koreans and eventually became their dictator. President Daniel Harris of the United States of America invaded North Korea and unified Korea for the first time in 60 years.

But Jillian got away, snuck into the White House with her super mad spy skills, brainwashed Daniel with her amazing beauty and feminine whiles and controlled him, thus gaining control of North Korea and the U.S. The American people wanted their president back, so doctors restored his memory with top secret military technology. Jillian was thus bound and cast into a high secruity prison on the planet Venus. Which she took over and planned her conquest of all Earth.

The Kremin time shift appears in orbit of Venus and erases Venus from temporal timeline - and Jillian along with it. Thus making the world a sad, lonely place where no one is happy and Daniel who used to be a good president of the U.S. became the mean, evil, oppresive dictator of all the galaxy. And thus we see without wonderful, pretty woman such as Jillian the world would be a horrible place.

THE END